#gravity falls weirdmageddon spoilers

[monachofworms]

It tastes like orange creamsicle but if you places all the mind bending, balls to wall, bananazanza, 70’s cheese and food regulations of Mabel’s perfect world in the Weirdmageddon final of gravity falls into the cream part.

It tastes like the dreams of cocaine bear the movie.

It’s like if oranges were fed on a steady diet of the fun dip powder.

I have an upset stomach.

[blazingstorm8895]

Oh fuck I forgot to update my Gravity Falls watchathon regarding the Gravity Falls Finale

Spoilers below!

Part 1/4:

oh. oh the intro changed. Oh it’s fucked up and evil. This is peak intro to Weirdmageddon. Also goddamn Bill killed the Time Baby? And the Time Squad? Just like that? Holy fuck.

Also damn Bill’s havoc is. Wow

Also Gideon’s a little shit here, at least Dipper finally got some sense in his head

Part 2/4:

Happy Mabel Fun Time Land! I did a triple take when Mabel said that in the bubble, “the party will never end”. That’s what Bill said too that’s why he’s doing everything. Oh. Oh he was making a Mini-Bill over eternity. Fucked up. Also fucked up how Not-Wendy wanted Dipper to take her hand. Making a deal. Fndkgnsk ajgnskgkak. Also kinda funny how half a week has passed but only in Gravity Falls, the entire outside world is unaffected. Also also how did the cartoon bros escape. What. Also also also is the title a reference to hit movie Madagascar 2: Escape to Africa?

Part 3/4:

Welcome back wax guy and Multibear! Also holy fuck, ANIME. SHACKTRON. THE OLD MEN MEET AGAIN OGNEOGJWO. THE CIRCLE FINALLY RETURNS (though I can’t help but feel that Pacifica and Wendy were hammed in. At least Fiddleford was wearing the new glasses for several episodes now. Ice meaning cool and Pacifica only wearing the llama sweater that episode feels like too little for them. Also Stan and Stan fucked up the circle and now Bill’s gonna torture them all. Oh. Oh. Oh. The series finale next episode. Ohohohoohohohohoh

Part 4/4 (apparently Part 3 and Part 4 were aired back to back so technically still Part3/3):

It’s over.

I know that if I hadn’t been spoiled on Stanley’s switch nor on his recovery, I would’ve been bawling. I teared up at the part where Mabel doesn’t want to part with Waddles, like you can’t do that to me. Even as a fakeout you can’t force a girl to part with her pet pig

The credits were nice, forgot about Dipper 3 and Dipper 4. Nice to see that they are content with their lives in the woods. Also those moments between the family? That’s sweet. Also nice to see both Stan’s threaten the bus driver for Waddles, really cool of both of them. Overall, it’s a touching note for the series to end on.

When Bill turned into the statue I gasped and pointed like that one meme. That’s the thing from the ARG hunt and the Book of Bill I think

TLDR if I hadn’t been spoiled on major plot points (especially the later ones), I would’ve enjoyed it more. Even so, I still enjoyed this series a great deal, and I’m glad I took the time to watch it.

Oh and also minor note, the furthest episode aired that I watched as a kid appears to be Season 2 Episode 7: Society of the Blind Eye. Everything after I hadn’t watched before. Final calculations incoming beep boop beep

Watched:

S1: Episodes 1-4, 7-9, 11-14, 16, 18-19

S2: Episodes 4, 6, 7

That’s 17 episodes out of the (for all intents and purposes) 40 aired, meaning I watched 42.5% of the show as it aired and missed out on 57.5% of the show until now (spoilers not included).

Oh yeah the cops just straight up said they love each other. Hell yeah

Oh fuck me how could I forget about Soos inheriting the Mystery Shack

He deserves it, Soos the goat

Oh yeah also in Part 4, when Bill turned the others into paintings my jaw dropped and I went “oh my god, like from A Link Between Worlds! He Link-Between-Worlds’ed them!”

Also also Gideon still being in touch with his prison friends and using them to get back at that bully was funny

BIG TLDR: big good show even when I got spoiled on pretty much everything from “Not What He Seems” to “Somewhere in the Woods”. Peak fiction I fear. Maybe one day I’ll get into the books and the other media, but for now, I’m content with looking at Tumblr, what with Grunkle Stunkle Wins The Finkle Bunkle and Pyramid Steve and all the fanart skfkabfjangjkwndksbdksj

Anyways I gotta go to sleep now maybe I’ll do Adventure Time next stock for Weirdmageddon buy gold byeeeee

Wait what the fuck I didn’t know you could change text colour until just now. Oh okay but still BYE

[beartitled]

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Shoutout to @dimsumyoulose @eksvnd and other ppl who discussed evil parents AU in the comments ❤️

Now I will yap about evil cipher parents AU 😈

This is my version of Scalene and Euclid

I was heavily inspired by @nyanaknifegal designs

(Those are canon in my head, they are incredible and I adore flat versions sm 💕)

So what happened after da baby was kidnapped

Cipher parents were devastated that their little precious child was no longer with them

Fellow euclidians didn’t believe that a baby could just disappear into thin air, thinking poor parents went crazy

After being written off as insane by their own people

Ciphers started the search mission on their own

by purposefully a l t e r i n g t h e i r e y e s

By attempting to do something that no euclidian done before

Euclid Cipher lost his eyes

Scalene, however, was luckier in her attempt

The victory costed her just one

After that

Well

No one could hold their rage back

Hope u guys liked my lil headcanons for this AU ❤️

Also to specify, no they did not see Ford and Dipper when they kidnapped the smol dorito child, maaaaybe Scalene saw a glimpse of Ford’s hand

I headcanon that they found out who kidnapped their kid after they successfully mutated

Also guess who grown and didn’t become a psychopath 🎉

[lothcat-lothcat-lothwolf-run]

CUTE, EVEN????????

They are so gay lmao flirting and threats of world domination at the same time is the cornerstone of toxic old man yaoi

[misterpseudonym]

you said forever / tell me why can’t you stay?

[andyy-says]

haven’t seen anyone really talk about Mabel in the book of bill but. The line about her making a desperate out of character choice (giving bill the rift) like yeah. Guys even bill knew it was out of character and not malicious. she just wanted to show them how amazing an endless summer would be. she just wanted to give them something amazing. he just wanted to show them the stars. make them see the truth about the universe.

[thecluelessdoctor]

Reminder that the song Dipper sings in this scene

Is over 30 YEARS OLD

THIRTY YEARS OLD

AT LEAST

HE LIKE OLD MUSIC

He's just like me fr

[wolsalwastaken]

!THE BOOK OF BILL SPOILERS AHEAD!

Rewatching the gravity falls finales *knowing* that Bill is actively flirting with and trying to get romantical with Ford is crazy. Also knowing the whole history just recontextualizes everything and explains so much bc, like, they 100% canonically were dating lol.

“I know Sixer secretly loved our “will-they-won’t-they-destroy-the-world” relationship. This was just his way of keeping things spicy!”

LIKE??? GIRL??? HES SO DOWN BAD ON THE DL

[fist-of-vengeance]

hey. can people please stop parroting "stan only regained his memory because it's a disney show" like it's an objective fact and somehow a storytelling flaw? because that's reductionist and straight up untrue. stan regaining his memory is not a random deus ex machina, it's clearly established earlier in the season that the memory gun isn't permanent via mcgucket's storyline. as soon as mcgucket watches the tapes in society of the blind eye, he begins to gradually heal and regain his memories. it makes perfect sense that mabel's scrapbook (and in journal three, stan and ford's old home movies) would function the same way for stan.

realistically, stan probably wouldn't have remembered his entire life in the span of a week, but his recovery is obviously being condensed for the sake of pacing. there's a ton of awesome fanworks based on the idea that he's still recovering new memories long after the end of the show, particularly from the darkest period of his life when he was homeless and estranged from his family. but that's not relevant to the finale. what matters for the show's purposes is that stan remembers the events of the past summer, so that his goodbye with dipper and mabel at the end of the episode holds dramatic weight. because THAT'S HOW YOU WRITE A STORY.

[secretinasecret]

Can someone write a fic about how Bill can still see through the eyes of those he has possessed before, even though he is in therapism? (for only a few seconds, I think)

Like:

Bill: Oh, ho-ho, it's been a while, Pine Tree; let's see how miserable your life has become after you left Gravity Falls!

*cue Dipper being 25-years-old, living his best life*

Bill: HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN HERE?!

[madbard]

There’s something to be said about how Stanley Pines was treated his entire life as a lesser echo of his brother.

Stan was the failure. He had no value. He was never told he could thrive on his own, so he never tried. He balanced the weight of his dreams on remaining at Ford’s side, and when Ford revealed he had other plans, he spiraled. He lost his home, tried desperately to make a name for himself while spinning from identity to identity, losing more and more of himself as time went on. After years of running, his brother finally reached out to him again and Stan grabbed onto that lifeline, only to realize Ford didn’t want him to stay. Ford wanted Stan to do something for him. That was all.

Stan would never be anything without Ford. He would never be anything more than Ford. He took his brother’s identity while sacrificing decades of his life, but it wasn’t much of a life anyway, so what was there to lose?

Ford returned, and didn’t even thank him.

Stan had done all of that for nothing. His brother looked him in the eye and (from Stan’s perspective) decided he deserved nothing.

Stanley Pines deserved nothing because Stanley Pines was nothing.

And yet, at the end of everything, when everything else was lost, the world was saved.

Not because Stan pretended to be Ford, fulfilling his role as echo and shadow and double.

No.

Because, in that moment, Bill made a deal with Stanley Pines. The conman, the grunkle, the failure. The defender.

Stanley Pines, who would always protect his family, even if it meant sacrificing himself.

Stanley Pines, who was so very valuable, after all.

[pkiir]

Handyman bill

While scrolling through TikTok I saw this really good idea for an au in which Bill would be reincarnated into earth and he'd have to live and learn as like a human if he wanted to come back as his original self? I don't know but I thought it was really cute and I wanted to draw some art for it using a human bill design that I made (tweaked alittle because he's supposed to look alittle younger, that damned axolotl must've been looking to taunt him to put him in a weak vessel)

Soos and Melody kind of just take him in like an adopted son and handyman to work around the mystery shack, depending on my mood I'll either draw more art for it as filler while I work on a Reverse Falls animatic or maybe write a short fic because I haven't written anything in ages!

[peteytheparrot]

I’m slightly starting to see some ‘Bill did nothing wrong’ shit because of The Book of Bill guys stop this shit NOW or I will start ripping off heads. Guys, remember that this is Bill Cipher we’re talking about??? If anything this book made some of the shit he did seem WORSE (cough cough, him and Ford)

We can show empathy towards him having gone through such horrible shit but let’s not turn into justifying his actions because of his trauma, which yes it is some of the reasons he does the things he does but it’s not justifiable, does this make sense

[lothcat-lothcat-lothwolf-run]

Something something about red blue and yellow all being primary colors, what makes up our spectrum of color. They compose all the hues we can see. They are always reflected back at us. Red, yellow and blue are the building blocks for everything.

But only on paper.

Only in two dimentions.

Also the way bill shows ford a new color previously unseen, on that doesn’t have any of the primary colors in it. Somthing completely new, just for the both of them.

[madsie-the-critter]

i have no clue how the Theraprism staff will handle this case..

[just-a-toast]

Not a website dot com .com spoilers!!

So I was pursuing through this and we learn where the henchmaniacs go?

They’re are apparently in the dimension r34lity? They were sent there by the Oracle

Why did she do that? Because we know she was a henchmaniac who left? Was she pitying them for not getting a new home? Because they followed Bill for nothing?

There was another code that talked about the henchmaniacs wanting a home but I can’t find it (if someone can tell me that would be amazing)

It that why they haven’t called Bill in the Theraprism?

Is this a happy ending for them? A bad ending knowing they’re still out there? Are they happy? Are they free from Bill? Did they move on and never look back? Do they still care about Bill?

There are so many implications and possible routes this little detail shows and it’s SO INTERESTING

AND THEY AREN’T EVEN IMPORTANT CHARACTERS 😭😭😭